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Crocodile Demotivational Poster


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

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Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


AWWWWWWWWW - That crocodile wants to teach that baby elephant to swim


TAGS: nice crocodile
Rating: 3.05/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
It looks like a real life illustration for one of Rudyard Kipling's "Just So" stories.
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 6:15 am
So the poor baby elephant's misfortune drove you to teamwork? Forget the poster, make a movie. ;-)
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 7:01 pm
got it crancky. still think we can do better with this truly great pic. not saying I can, but WE should
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
hey holymoly, sorry, maybe my comment was a little rough, I do my fair share of crap, we all do. it is just that I really like this pic and we still don't have a great poster with it. but you're right : c'est la vie !
holymoly - January 26, 2012, 6:11 pm
@ suzieq..... did i do the pic justice? maybe not.. best try so far at it as far as i can tell... not so h** acording to the ratings though.. C'est la vie...
crankyhead - January 26, 2012, 6:03 pm
Logicdude actually. =) #120649
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 4:58 pm
couldn't find it
Airman - January 26, 2012, 3:40 pm
I think BoneCD used this picture a couple of years ago, and it may have been titled "got yer nose"
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:56 pm
I was trying to find a good text for this picture for a while, it got rejected a few times, and I have to say in true friendship that you didn't do it justice. no hard feeling though
deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:51 am
thats what happens with no blue zones in the wild.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:31 am
Sorry about the votes hm, I think this is hilarious. In a cruel way. It makes me feel bad for giggling like a girl.


HITCHING A RIDE -


TAGS: frog crocodile dinner
Rating: 3.1/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:42 am
Holy crap, this is good.


THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




Foreboding -




Plagues -


TAGS: crocodiles
Rating: 5/5

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arsanlupin - March 28, 2014, 12:26 pm
Wow! Stoned Crocs!


ASTUTENESS - Knowing the fine line between self-confidence and stupidity




HI THERE! - I'm glad to meet you again my friend!


TAGS: putin russia crocodile
Rating: 3.89/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awww hell. I like it. 5 pooty putins


COME ON, BOY! - Sit up! Sit up! Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!!




Flood -


TAGS: flood crocodile
Rating: 4.63/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 8:18 pm
Would that be the clean up crew? 5 LOL lions! You got ME on a roll--- rollin on the floor laughin'!


REBEL -




CROCK A L'ORANGE - Yu So Phucked




CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - Just throw a bottle, retrieve it and... Ruuun, dawg!


TAGS: crocodile bazilisk crocolisk bottle run
Rating: 2.75/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:50 pm
Description could've been Much better, as well as the picture


Breaking News -




EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo


TAGS: animals crocodiles alligators
Rating: 4.65/5

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heathentod - May 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
thanks!
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:06 am
very nice! 5L
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:24 am
Perfect. 5L


HE WON'T - be taunting you a second time




DOLPHINS - No matter how hard they try, crocodiles will never replace them.


TAGS: crocodile
Rating: 3.74/5

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COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.


TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5


STEVE IRWIN - After he died, they had tryouts for his job This guy was a promising candidate Until these little guys tore his ears off




DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.




THIS GUY - deserves to lose an arm.


TAGS: crocodile cayman alligator fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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WTF - July 24, 2009, 6:20 pm
WHITE PEOPLE - Always doing stupid ****!
warp_kez - January 11, 2009, 5:14 pm
Isn't that a statue? The eyes look too fake.


Photography -


TAGS: crocodile runner
Rating: 5/5

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MuddySoapfish - June 25, 2014, 5:39 pm
oh yah thanks for the chuckle 5L


Pets -




Greed -




Helpful Hints -


TAGS: helpful hint crocodile
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2014, 10:51 am
Just lookit them snappers, Ralph!


Awards -




Jehovah Witnesses -




No Swimming -




Safety -


TAGS: duckling crocodile safety leap
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sho - April 28, 2014, 2:28 pm
Looks like Mr Gator there is dying to meet me
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:32 pm
Sorry. "Ashson".
steve1961 - April 28, 2014, 12:31 pm
...since ducks can fly, I think Ashton is referring to the leaping gator to look before he leaps cuz the duck happens to be the master of the macabre, Sho...Poor, foolish...Handbag...I mean 'Gator'...
GaryO - April 28, 2014, 9:25 am
Yup, that w/be the obvious thought (yawn). Now, if both said ‘DUCK!’, at least it’d create smiles....maybe.


WAR - There Are Never Clear Winners, Only Casualties




REDEMPTION -


TAGS: steve irwin crocodile hunter funny
Rating: 2.42/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 2:29 am
Too soon?...he'd been asking for it for years.
Derek - March 29, 2010, 2:18 am
Also too soon


INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR - He drives a chevrolet movie theAter


TAGS: crocodile awesome lol
Rating: 2.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 8:10 pm
Right up there with Death and bunnies
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
Epic. This needs to be HoF!
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 3:18 pm
Is this Safe For Work? LOL
Jmac0585 - December 20, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow. Are online translators that bad?


Crocodile -


TAGS: crocodile seat sit crap please
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:59 am
On your bum. Chuckle, chuckle.


Night -




Advice -




Delight -




THE BUFFET -


TAGS: gonna be a rough landing so give em hell kid crocodile mile just got real
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2015, 1:35 pm
Not much of a buffet: Those crocs are all prepared "Au Jus". Where's the variety?


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